Sunday, June 12, 2022

5544 - Long joke Sunday


She hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car, and found that she had locked her keys inside.

The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground.

She looked at it and said, "I don't know how to use this." 

She bowed her head and asked God to send her some help.

Within 5 minutes a beat-up old motorcycle pulled up, driven by a bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag.

He got off of his cycle and asked if she needs help.

She said, "Yes, my daughter is sick.

I've locked my keys in the car. 

I must get home. 

Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"

He said, "Sure."

He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was open.

She hugged the man and through tears said, "Thank You God, for sending me such a very nice man."

The Biker heard her little prayer and replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man.

I just got out of prison yesterday. I was in prison for car theft."

The woman hugged the man again, sobbing, "Oh, thank you, God!

You even sent me a Professional!"


17 comments:

John A Hill said...

Sometimes you get was you ask for.

Elephant's Child said...

If he wasn't a nice man he wouldn't have offered to help - and luckily had the skills that she needed.

Anonymous said...

Given the SCOTUS. On abortion I had expected the coathanger to be used otherwise

River said...

I like this a lot and agree with EC, he was a nice man.

Mike said...

John - Every once in a while.

Sue - Definitely a skilled professional.

Anon - She threw it in the truck for later.

River - Totally reformed is my guess. HA!

Bilbo said...

John is right. Let's hope we ask for the right thing come November.

Mike said...

Bill - Amen to that.

Lady M said...

So did he take her car?

Mike said...

Lady - Somehow I think his bike was worth a lot more than her car. 😄

Shaw Kenawe said...

Best laugh of the day!

Kathy G said...

Good one! I don't think it works so well with electronic locks, but I'm not an expert :-)

Mike said...

Shaw - The days not done yet. Keep looking for funny.

Kathy - Here's some interesting info. https://unitedlocksmith.net/blog/how-to-open-a-car-locked-with-the-key-fob-inside

allenwoodhaven said...

Great joke! And I like her optimistic outlook.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hahahahahaha, only the best will do!

Mike said...

Allen - She's the second chance woman.

Deb - And they are good at what they do.

Cloudia said...

Yup

Mike said...

Cloudia - Indeed!