One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring.
"Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks.
"Well, she replies, "My boss and I played the lottery and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings."
A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat.
Where did you get that coat?" her husband asks.
She replies "My boss and I played the lottery and we won again, so I bought It with my share of the winnings."
Another week later, his wife comes home, driving a flaming red Ferrari.......You guessed it:
Her share of the lottery winnings.
That night, the wife asks her husband to run her a nice warm bath while She gets undressed.
When she enters the bathroom, she finds that there is barely enough water in the bath to cover the bath plug.
"What the heck is this?" she asks her husband.
"Well," he replies, "We don't want to get your lottery ticket wet, do we?"
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His suspicions may well be justified.
I knew what was coming with the first line, that's a very old joke that I heard from family when I was about 16-17.
Sue - For sure.
River - I think every joke is an old joke. Some we've heard or/and forgotten, some not.
Yes, it's an old joke. And yes, almost every good joke is an old joke. Most members of the Senate are old jokes, too, but it's dangerous to laugh at them.
Hahahahahaha!
Ha!
Bill - Do you remember John Danforth, Missouri Republican Senator a while back? He's been on local commercials encouraging people to vote for independents. What do you think he's up to?
Deb - Are you going to do this to someone?
Cloudia - Double HA!
Ewwww!
Kathy - Your EWWWW is funnier than the joke! 😄
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