A bloke was sitting at the side of the road crying his eyes out, his dead hamster in his hands.
A fairy godmother asked him what the matter was.
He said, “I loved my pet hamster and it just died ”.
The fairy godmother said, “Well I can’t bring it back to life, but I can suggest that you can make some good of the situation”.
The bloke asked, “How do I do that ?”
The fairy godmother replied, “Go home put the hamster in a pan, and add a bag of sugar.
Heat the pan up stirring well and simmer for an hour.
Allow to cool, pour it onto your garden, and see what happens”.
The bloke did exactly as she suggested.
The next day, he went into the garden and there were masses of daffodils everywhere!
He ran back to the road where he’d seen the fairy godmother and she reappeared and asked the bloke how he’d got on.
He said, “It’s fantastic, there are daffodils everywhere!”
The fairy godmother replied, “That’s really strange, you normally get tulips from hamster jam!
(He made jam from his hamster... tulips from Amsterdam)
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Dierenhandel Exotica is a petshop in central Hamsterdam which no longer sells cats or dogs,
but when they did, they specialised in beautiful cats born and bred in Holland.
So pretty that I wanted one. So I went into the shop and asked
"How Dutch is that moggie in the window?"
And sex shops.
oh that's a good one! and Ole Phat Stu's is too.
Smiling. Thank you.
It's said that nature gave us tulips because kissing with only one lip was too hard.
GROAN!
Groan! LOL!
Stu - There you go again Stu, making me look up words. Moggie is one I've never heard of before.
Kirk - HA! Well, that was a detour! ... And kinky sex shops!
River - Don't encourage Stu. He can be rather flighty.
Sue - No worries!
Bill - I'll bet you didn't know this, I didn't... How do you kiss with one lip? Start by leaning closer and reaching out for one of their lips. Start sucking the lip gently in a romantic manner.
Deb - I had to get your groan out of blogger jail.
Shaw - Can people groan and laugh at the same time? We need video.
Jah!
Cloudia - Are you converting to Rastafarianism?
Thanks for explaining that to me.
Lady - I had to think about so I thought I would help other people.
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