Tuesday, April 04, 2023

5841 - Just use your super duper magic machine


Isn't this the truth?


You watch a youtube video and the next thing you know they're using a super duper magic machine. They say, well just rent one. Yeah, try and find one.

I was looking at buying a stump remover because I've got a bunch of old tree stumps. There are small ones and big ones. The big ones cost lots of money. The small ones would take a two day job and turn it into a two week job.

So I thought, rent one. A local rental place plus a local Home Depot both rent them. They both have ONE machine. Can I reserve it? Nope. Both places have a first come first serve policy. They open at 6AM. If you're not first, come back tomorrow, or the next day, or... 

The main problem here is I'm not a 6AM person. Maybe to go to bed, but not to get up. So I'm waiting for a great sale on a not so expensive but really good stump grinder. One of these days...


16 comments:

River said...

Search the yellow pages for companies that specialise in stump removal and get it done that way. They have their own equipment and can come at a time to suit you.

Mike said...

River - I've got 14 stumps and they charge 60 to 100 dollars a stump. It would be cheaper to buy a stump remover and sell it when I'm done.

Bilbo said...

You just need to convince them that you're the very person they need to rent that machine to ... I can help you write a really good stump speech.

Anonymous said...

There is a whole website dedicated to hiring these.
I think it is even called Grinder ;-)

Debra She Who Seeks said...

A man can only dream . . . .

Lady M said...

Guess you'll have to pull an all nighter to be there at 6 am.

Mike said...

Bill .......................ARRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH.

Anon - I'll have to give that a look... or NOT.

Deb - I know I know I know!

Lady - But then I'd be going to bed after I got it. Or try and stay awake to use it and hope I didn't grind my foot off.

Kathy G said...

Can you pay your son or daughter to show up for you?

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

Stay up until 6 and fetch one. No? or I'd pay someone to fetch for me.

Mr. Shife said...

Good luck, Mike. I can't believe they will not let you make a reservation. Doesn't seem to make much business sense to me.

Cloudia said...

Their store. Their stupidity. Their rules. Too bad. Mike

Mike said...

Kathy - I don't know if I could convince them to be there at 6am not knowing if it was going to do any good or not. Plus it would have to be loaded on my trailer.

Peg - Finding someone to do that would be a tough process.

Matt - I think each place only has one and the demand is high enough that they don't have to be nice.

Cloudia - You would think they would have two or three at each store.

River said...

Guess you're stumped then.

Mike said...

River - ...............HEY!

John A Hill said...

Maybe they'd let you be there at closing time to pick it up for the next day.

Mike said...

John - Now there's an idea I can work with. I hope they can too!