Sunday, June 25, 2023

5921 - Long joke Sunday

45 minutes looking for the recent jokes file. Nope. Jokes on me.



12 comments:

Elephant's Child said...

I am sorry - and hope that it is a short joke on you.

River said...

Awww.

Bilbo said...

Shall I send you a .pdf copy of my joke database? Let me know.

Mike said...

Sue - It has to be out there somewhere.

River - I haven't given up yet.

Bill - Will the internet let you transmit a file that big?

Mike said...

Bill - And if you're thinking why is he up that early?, this is one of those times where I did something crazy and volunteered. I'm a crossing guard for our city's one a year triathlon. I guard an intersection where runners will make a mistake, run through the cones, and go down the wrong street. Then I get to holler a them. Nothing more fun than hollering at runners.

John A Hill said...

You're lucky they don't make you pay to do that job!
The competition between curmudgeonly old guys wanting to yell at runners could be quite the fundraiser.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Alas!

Mike said...

John - They made changes this year that I didn't know about. No runners, just bikers. Still, I was ready to chastise a wrong move by a biker but I had set up such a good barrier that they couldn't make mistakes this year.

Deb - I know, life is being a bitch.

Kathy G said...

You could always use the Internet to find something :-)

Mike said...

Kathy - I was determined to find my file! When I gave up I didn't feel like looking for anything anymore. ... Do you really think there's more long jokes on the internet? 😁 Say it ain't SO!

Cloudia said...

A lot of hard work. Mike. I hope your hunt is successful

Mike said...

Cloudia - Me too.