45 minutes looking for the recent jokes file. Nope. Jokes on me.
Jackson and his fleet of tractors
3 hours ago
There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can. .... The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
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I am sorry - and hope that it is a short joke on you.
Awww.
Shall I send you a .pdf copy of my joke database? Let me know.
Sue - It has to be out there somewhere.
River - I haven't given up yet.
Bill - Will the internet let you transmit a file that big?
Bill - And if you're thinking why is he up that early?, this is one of those times where I did something crazy and volunteered. I'm a crossing guard for our city's one a year triathlon. I guard an intersection where runners will make a mistake, run through the cones, and go down the wrong street. Then I get to holler a them. Nothing more fun than hollering at runners.
You're lucky they don't make you pay to do that job!
The competition between curmudgeonly old guys wanting to yell at runners could be quite the fundraiser.
Alas!
John - They made changes this year that I didn't know about. No runners, just bikers. Still, I was ready to chastise a wrong move by a biker but I had set up such a good barrier that they couldn't make mistakes this year.
Deb - I know, life is being a bitch.
You could always use the Internet to find something :-)
Kathy - I was determined to find my file! When I gave up I didn't feel like looking for anything anymore. ... Do you really think there's more long jokes on the internet? 😁 Say it ain't SO!
A lot of hard work. Mike. I hope your hunt is successful
Cloudia - Me too.
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