Sunday, July 16, 2023

5942 - Long joke Sunday


A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing. 

A sign read: "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian".

The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, under The Big Top, in the center ring, was a table with three walnuts on it.

Standing next to it was an old Italian.

Suddenly, the old man dropped his pants, whipped out his huge male member, and smashed all the walnuts with three mighty swings!

The crowd erupted in applause and the elderly Italian was carried off on their shoulders.

Fifteen years later the salesman visited the same little town, found the same circus, and saw the same faded sign that read, "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian".

He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive, much less still doing his act!

He bought a ticket. Again, the center ring was illuminated. This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table.

The Italian stood before them, then suddenly dropped his pants and smashed the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member.

The crowd went wild! Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show.

"You're incredible!" he told the Italian, "But I have to know something. I saw your act 15 years ago and you were using walnuts. Why the switch from walnuts to coconuts?"

"Well," said the Italian, "My eyes aren't what they used to be."


12 comments:

Bohemian said...

I always did Love a good Circus. *LOL*

Cloudia said...

Makes sense!

River said...

OMG! you got me with that last line :)

Elephant's Child said...

Sad when your body forces you to make adjustments...

Bilbo said...

An old joke, well-told.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

This made me laugh out loud! Good one!

Shaw Kenawe said...

LOL! First laugh of the day!

Mike said...

Dawn - Last night on AGT they had a coconut smasher going for a Guinness record. He was trying to break his own record and he failed miserably.

Cloudia - I'll post my video soon.

River - It surprised me too.

Bill - This was one I didn't remember.

Deb - Nice!

Shaw - Good way to start the day.

Kathy G said...

HA!

Mike said...

Kathy - Yes!

Susan Kane said...

Sure, why not? His wife?

Mike said...

Susan - Probably not.