Sunday, September 17, 2023

6005 - Long joke Sunday


A young boy went to his father and asked, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

His father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.”

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

She replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially' you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but 'realistically' we're living with two hookers and a future congressman."


13 comments:

John A Hill said...

Didn't see that coming

Ami said...

::snork:::

Elephant's Child said...

Or perhaps with three future congressmen. Or three hookers.

River said...

That's a good way to learn the difference.

Mike said...

John - Nothing like a surprise to help you go to sleep.

Ami - I can hear the snork perfectly.

Sue - As hookers, they would be making a more honest living.

River - It's a story as old as time.

Bilbo said...

Only a million dollars? That's nothing nowadays. They should hold out for at least a billion five.

Shaw Kenawe said...

Ha! Good one.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hahahahahahaha, good one!

Kathy G said...

I love a joke with a good surprise ending.

Cloudia said...

Uh huh uh huh😉

Mike said...

Bill - I know but it's an old joke. I should have updated it.

Shaw - Yes!

Deb - Yes!

Kathy - You hadn't heard this?! Yes!

Cloudia - Yes!

Lady M said...

Ooops his Lordship distracted me and I accidentally deleted your comment on my Barbie blog. Would you make it again?

Mike said...

Lady - Done.