I ran out of long jokes so here are some joke memes.
Sunday Selections #801
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There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can. .... The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
14 comments:
thanks for the smiles. I can think of a few people who would definitely make me smile if pushed down stairs - if the flight was long enough.
Sue - Like some of the stairs from previous posts that are 300 feet tall?
I have the slinky one prinyted in an old diary of mine. I have a problem even WD-40 won't fix but it isn't affecting the usage of the machine so I'm just putting up with it.
Some funny substitutes for the usual long joke.
River - Yep, the slinky one has been around a while as have most of these.
Kirk - It's all I had today.
"Everyone seems normal until you get to know them." I think I've figured out my problem.
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them --
That's why I don't like getting to know people.
Slinky joke -- I'm ashamed to admit I laughed!
If i find any good long jokes I'll send them your way.
I like the units, except that #6 has the wrong dimensions.
It has L*L/T, not T. Or is dimensional analysis not taught in US schools?
BTW: If you don't know what depth you can dive, just fathom it out ;-)
This is just what I needed right now! Thanks for the chuckles! I hope all is well with you.
Bill - The trick is not to let them get to know you!
John - There are a Billion Versions of Normal.
Shaw - Who did you picture going down the stairs? -FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew?
Kathy - I don't know how I ran out!
Stu - I can't fathom diving deeper than the bottom of a 10' deep pool.
DG - Welcome back!
LOL!
Cloudia - Who are you thinking about pushing down the stairs?
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