Sunday, October 22, 2023

6040 - Long joke Sunday


I ran out of long jokes so here are some joke memes.









14 comments:

Elephant's Child said...


thanks for the smiles. I can think of a few people who would definitely make me smile if pushed down stairs - if the flight was long enough.

Mike said...

Sue - Like some of the stairs from previous posts that are 300 feet tall?

River said...

I have the slinky one prinyted in an old diary of mine. I have a problem even WD-40 won't fix but it isn't affecting the usage of the machine so I'm just putting up with it.

Kirk said...

Some funny substitutes for the usual long joke.

Mike said...

River - Yep, the slinky one has been around a while as have most of these.

Kirk - It's all I had today.

Bilbo said...

"Everyone seems normal until you get to know them." I think I've figured out my problem.

John A Hill said...

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them --
That's why I don't like getting to know people.

Shaw Kenawe said...



Slinky joke -- I'm ashamed to admit I laughed!

Kathy G said...

If i find any good long jokes I'll send them your way.

Ole Phat Stu said...

I like the units, except that #6 has the wrong dimensions.
It has L*L/T, not T. Or is dimensional analysis not taught in US schools?

BTW: If you don't know what depth you can dive, just fathom it out ;-)

dellgirl said...

This is just what I needed right now! Thanks for the chuckles! I hope all is well with you.

Mike said...

Bill - The trick is not to let them get to know you!

John - There are a Billion Versions of Normal.

Shaw - Who did you picture going down the stairs? -FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew?

Kathy - I don't know how I ran out!

Stu - I can't fathom diving deeper than the bottom of a 10' deep pool.

DG - Welcome back!

Cloudia said...

LOL!

Mike said...

Cloudia - Who are you thinking about pushing down the stairs?