Sunday, March 10, 2024

6181 - Long joke Sunday … NOT!

I asked an AI site to come up with a joke about sex. This is what I got. (sad)

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AI Comedian...
Ask the AI stand-up comedian to tell funny jokes! Give the comedian a topic to tell jokes about, and it will come up with seriously funny material!

Sex

Wow, starting off with a bang, huh? wink Alright, let's talk about sex! We all know it's the topic that everyone loves to giggle about, but let's get real for a moment. Have you ever noticed how the media portrays sex as this perfect, magical experience? Like, you'll be floating on clouds and birds will be singing in the background, right? But let me tell you, in reality, it's a little more...clumsy.

I mean, think about it. We've all had those moments where things just don't go as planned in the bedroom. Maybe you accidentally kick your partner in the face trying to get out of bed. Or you're trying to be all sexy with some mood lighting and end up knocking over a candle and setting your curtains on fire. Hey, at least it's a hot date, am I right?

And let's not even get started on the whole "sexting" trend. Can we just take a moment to appreciate the bravery of sending someone a risqué photo, only to realize you accidentally CC'd your entire family? I mean, who knew Grandma was so into modern technology, right?

But hey, despite all the awkward moments and mishaps, one thing's for sure – sex is a natural, beautiful thing, and it's nothing to be embarrassed about. Just remember, laughter is the best aphrodisiac. So next time you find yourself in a sticky situation, just embrace the humor and roll with it. After all, a good sense of humor is the key to a healthy relationship... and a good cartwheel in bed.

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I think comedians don't have to worry about AI taking over their jobs anytime soon.


9 comments:

John A Hill said...

You probably could have written better material, yourself.

Mike said...

John - True, it just would have taken me a lot longer.

Bilbo said...

Sex got artificial when Viagra became a thing. AI is late to the ball. So to speak.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Bilbo is already funnier in just one little comment!

Ole phat Stu said...

Jokes about sex are more usually bang on.

Kathy G said...

"Give the comedian a topic to tell jokes about, and it will come up with seriously funny material!"

The result was more serious than funny.

Mike said...

Bill - Saturday jokes just increased in size by one.

Deb - Bilbo is a funny guy!

Stu - Not much banging going on in that AI attempt at humor.

Kathy - That's the truth!

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

That was a pretty well balanced answer. But you asked for a joke. This wasn't one. AI went limp, flaccid, just could not perform. What's a gal to do when she can't even count on a robot? Never mind, I have good batteries.

Cheers, Mike.

Mike said...

Robyn - Don't forget to change the batteries in your smoke detectors in case things get a little hot with your other devices.