An American businessman gets called to Japan to close a deal with a major company.
He arrives at the Tokyo airport and the company whisks him off to a very plush hotel and as a courtesy, they hire a geisha girl for him.
The geisha girl really doesn't speak much English but pretty soon she gets to business and they're doing it in the dark.
As the American businessman is screwing her he slips out at one point and when he puts it back in the geisha starts screaming "Machigatta ana. Machigatta ana!"
The American businessman thinks she's really turned on so he gives it to her for a long time and she just keeps screaming, "Machigatta ana, machigatta ana!"
He thinks 'machigatta ana' must be some sort of cry of excitement that means something is really good.
The next day the American businessman is playing golf with his Japanese business partners and at one point he makes a beautiful chip shot from the sand trap and the ball goes right into the hole.
He decides to show his Japanese fellow businessmen that he's one of them so he yells "machigatta ana!"
He looks over at the Japanese businessmen who are looking at each other rather puzzled.
Finally one of the Japanese businessmen asks "What you mean, wrong hole?"
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7 comments:
Thanks Mike!
Saw that one coming -- said the voyeur
Oops!
There are a lot of variations on that old joke, but it's still funny.
How about some NEW jokes?
Cloudia - 😁
John - From a mile away?
River - Oops indeed!
Bill - I corrected the holler word. "Machigatta ana" is the Google translation for "wrong hole".
Anon - I corrected it so it is sort of new.
Next time he should keep the light on.
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