Sunday, November 10, 2024

6328 - Long joke Sunday


A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades.

He had successfully cloned a human being.

He kept meticulous records, raising the clone child in his laboratory until it was an adult. 

Then he made his plans to unveil his creation at a meeting of top scientists held in the luxurious facilities of a high-rise hotel.

When the time for his presentation came the scientist stepped to the podium. 

He presented his data -- his pictures, his charts, his graphs -- to an amazed audience. 

But suddenly, instead of waiting for his cue to come forward, the clone stood up where he'd been sitting, and started shouting at the scientists assembled there.

This clone was an imaginative clone. 

He used language that would make a sailor blush, accusing his creator and all of his colleagues of the most amazing feats of perversion and vice.

Trying to regain control, the scientist ushered the clone out of the room and up to the roof of the hotel, where he hoped the clone's shouts would go unheard.

The clone would not listen to reason. 

He attacked the scientist's parentage, his sister, and his mother.

Finally, the scientist snapped. He could bear it no longer. 

He rushed forward and with a mighty shove, pushed his creation off the roof of the hotel.

The police arrived promptly and grabbed the scientist. 

After explaining everything, the scientist was arrested for making an obscene clone fall.


12 comments:

River said...

Love that last line which made me laugh, but wouldn't the clone be exactly like the scientist?

Elephant's Child said...

Groan.

Mike said...

Until the clone become sentient. Then they are on their own. 😁

Mike said...

I could hear that groan coming a mile away.

Bilbo said...

I can groan louder than Elephant's Child.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

There should be a prison sentence for that GROANER, Mike.

Lady M said...

Definitely not the finest Long Joke Sunday

Mike said...

I heard that!

Mike said...

I'll be serving a prison like sentence for the next 4 years.

Mike said...

But interesting?

Kathy G said...

An oldie but goodie :-)

Mike said...

I don't know if you or Bilbo know more old jokes.