6361 - Long joke Sunday

A woman was fed up with her husband always coming home late from golf. 

One evening, she decided to teach him a lesson. 

She wrote a note and left it on the bed: "I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t look for me."

Then, she quietly hid under the bed to see how he would react when he found it.

Later, her husband came home. 

She heard him moving around in the kitchen before he entered the bedroom. 

He picked up the note, read it, and paused. 

After a moment, he grabbed a pen and wrote something down.

Then, he made a phone call. 

She listened closely, her heart racing.

"Hey, she’s finally gone," he said. "I know, it took forever! I’ll be there soon. Get ready—I’m so excited!"

He hung up, grabbed his car keys, and left.

Shocked and furious, she waited until she heard the car drive away. 

With tears in her eyes, she crawled out from under the bed and grabbed the note to see what he had written.

It said:  "I can see your feet. Gone to buy bread. Be back in 5 minutes."