6379 - Saturday jokes

Jiujitsu - The gentle art of folding clothes while people are still in them.

Nobody warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you didn't want to go in the first place.

I'm sitting in the ER. I don't want to get into all the details but the "Dyson ball cleaner" is a very misleading product name.

In my day, there was so much toilet paper and eggs that we would throw them at the houses of our enemies.

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That is all the jokes I came up with this week. If you want to, add a joke in the comments.