Jiujitsu - The gentle art of folding clothes while people are still in them.
Nobody warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you didn't want to go in the first place.
I'm sitting in the ER. I don't want to get into all the details but the "Dyson ball cleaner" is a very misleading product name.
In my day, there was so much toilet paper and eggs that we would throw them at the houses of our enemies.
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That is all the jokes I came up with this week. If you want to, add a joke in the comments.
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Being twenty in the seventies was a lot more fun than being seventy in the twenties.
And karate is the art of putting a crease in those folded clothes ?
And karate is the art of putting a crease in those folded clothes ?
They're all winners!
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
What's the difference between Grandma's cooking and an all-you-can eat restaurant? At an all-you-can eat restaurant, you decide when you're full.
Thanks for bringing us some laughs!
Enjoyed them all!
Thanks everyone. The only jokes I know I got from here.
I always thought throwing toilet paper and eggs was a shocking waste of toilet paper and eggs. Thankfully that never caught on in Australia.
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