6386 - Long joke Sunday

A lawyer married a woman who had previously been divorced ten times. On their wedding night, she turned to her new husband and said, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”  

“What?” said the baffled groom. “How is that possible after ten marriages?”  

She sighed and explained:  

- Husband #1 was a salesman - he kept promising how amazing it would be, but never actually delivered.  

- Husband #2 was in software development - he wasn’t sure how it was supposed to work but said he’d troubleshoot and get back to me.  

- Husband #3 was from field services - he ran all the diagnostics but couldn’t get the system up.  

- Husband #4 was in telemarketing - even though he had the order, he had no clue when he could deliver.  

- Husband #5 was an engineer - he had a complex plan but needed three years to research, design, and implement it.  

- Husband #6 was in finance - he thought he could do it but wasn’t sure it was in his job description.  

- Husband #7 was in marketing - he had great presentation skills but didn’t know how to position himself.  

- Husband #8 was a psychologist - all he did was talk about it.  

- Husband #9 was a gynecologist - all he did was examine it.  

- Husband #10 was a stamp collector - all he ever did was… *God, I miss him!*  

Then she smiled at her new husband and said, “But now that I’ve married you, I know things will be different!” 

“Oh yeah? Why’s that?” the lawyer asked.  

“Because you’re a lawyer. This time, I KNOW I’m gonna get screwed!”