A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.
He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that.
I am an asthmatic.
If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac.
If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
"Well, then we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry officer I can't do that either.
I am also a diabetic.
If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."
"Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm too drunk to do that."
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Lots of excuses. None of which will save him.
He's got more excuses than Der Furor.
Gotcha, LOL!
haha very good..... i once got a ticket for speaking back to a policeman..... they had pulled me over..... i think i didn't have a seatbelt on or something..... something trivial..... and he asked me "would you like to come and sit in our car for a moment" and my reply "why, is it warmer than mine?" was not met with the levity with which it was delivered!!
The tickets kept piling up.
Are you sure? I didn't think anyone could have even close to what the orange turd comes up with.
Many many gotchas.
It seemed like a good idea at the time, right?
There's an answer for everything.
I think he ran out of them.
HaHa, that's a good one.
One to many questions from the cop.
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