6493 - Long joke Sunday

A man came home from work to find he could not park in his garage because the driveway was cluttered with children’s toys of all kinds.  

The children were still in night clothes, and the lawn was cluttered with more toys.  

He entered the home only to find the living room was a mess.  

Books, papers, seat cushions were scattered on the floor.  

He found his wife sitting in her recliner still in a nightgown, calmly reading a book.

He went into the dining room and found the table cluttered with breakfast and lunch dishes, food stuff on the floor and untidy.  

In the kitchen was a sink full of dishes, the stove still had breakfast and lunch pans and was covered with spills.  

He went upstairs and discovered none of the beds were made, bedding and clothes were scattered all over.  

In the bathroom he found wet towels and clothing on the floor and counters in disarray.

In an angry state, he came downstairs and asked his wife what was going on.  

He said he never saw such a mess.

His wife smiled at her husband and calmly stated: “You often come home and if you see something that isn’t tidy, you ask, ‘What do you do all day?’ Today I didn’t do it!”