Difference between Guts and Balls...
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your Wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.
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As they should - result in death, that is.
Cheers.
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I laughed in spite of myself.
Lol I like your punchline Mike! Hope you and Claudia are having a nice weekend together. Aloha!
HA!
Balls is my ex sprawled across the bed drunk as a skunk and when I asked where I was supposed to sleep he said "on the floor".The next time he fell drunk asleep on the toilet I left him there!
That's a good thing.
We did.
Two HAs!
Nice!
I thought of changing the last line to - Medically, the hospital stays were about the same.
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