6612 - Long joke Sunday

A man wearing a MAGA baseball cap was seated next to an woman on an airplane. 

He turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The woman, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the man. “How about those children whose parents get them vaccinated becoming autistic.”

“Okay,” she said. “This could be interesting topic but let me ask you a question first. 

A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. 

Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The man, visibly surprised by the woman’s question, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the woman replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss science and medicine, when you don’t know shit?”

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This is the perfect month. Starts on Sunday, 28 days long, ends on Saturday. We could have 13 of these if we wanted too.