A man wearing a MAGA baseball cap was seated next to an woman on an airplane.
He turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The woman, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the man. “How about those children whose parents get them vaccinated becoming autistic.”
“Okay,” she said. “This could be interesting topic but let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”
The man, visibly surprised by the woman’s question, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the woman replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss science and medicine, when you don’t know shit?”
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This is the perfect month. Starts on Sunday, 28 days long, ends on Saturday. We could have 13 of these if we wanted too.
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It's a legitimate question, and should be asked more often.
Hahahahaha, perfect!
I think the 28 day month was proposed many decades ago. It would require one additional day, two additional days on leap years.
Perhaps an international holiday between Dec 28 and Jan 1. It wouldn't have a day assignment; it would just be a 24 hour long holiday and Jan 1 would be a Sunday like every other 1st day of the month. Leap day could be between June 28 and July 1 with the same deal -- no day assignment and a 24 hour international holiday.
Yes, people who didn't graduate high school science think they know more than people who spend their lives studying these matters. Maybe the fever is breaking as their movement. Splinters and more and more normal Americans start to realize what's going on. They just flipped a seat in Texas that's been Republican for decades to Democrat. We will see we will see.
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