6631 - Long joke Sunday

Four bikers were riding down a street when they saw a sign that reads: “Old Time Bar - all drinks 10 cents.“

They looked at each other in disbelief, thinking it’s too good to be true, but decided to go in.

The old bartender called out in a voice that boom across the room, “Come on in and let me pour one for you. What will it be, gentleman?”

Each of the bikers ordered a martini. In no time, the bartender served up four ice cold martinis shaken, not stirred, and said, that will be 10 cents each please.”

The bikers stared at the bartender for a moment then at each other. They couldn’t believe their luck. They paid the 40 cents, finished their martinis, and ordered another round.

Again, four excellent martinis were served, and the bartender repeated, “That’s 40 cents, please.”

They paid the 40 cents, but their curiosity got the better of them. Each of them now enjoyed two martinis and has spent less than a dollar.

Finally, one of the bikers asked, “How can you afford to serve martinis this good for just 10 cents each?”

The bartender chuckled, “I always wanted to own a bar. Last year, I won $25 million in the lottery and decided to buy this place. Every drink, wine, liquor, beer, it’s all the same price.”

“Wow, that’s quite a story“ one of the bikers said.

As they sipped their martinis, they couldn’t help but notice seven old people sitting at the end of the bar without drinks in front of them. They hadn’t ordered anything the entire time.

One of the bikers gestured toward them, and asked the bartender, “What’s with them?”

The bartender smirked. “Oh, they're all waiting for happy hour, when drinks are half price.”