314 - Ball size

... After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's recreational preferences:

The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: basketball.
The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: bowling.
The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: football.
The sport of choice for supervisors is: baseball.
The sport of choice for middle management is: tennis.
The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf.

Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
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