Miss Cellania was picking on the guys in one of her posts recently so when this joke came via email yesterday, it was perfect for a return post ... sort of.
This guy and his wife went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'
The wife playfully nudged hubby in the ribs, smiled and said, "He mated 50 times last year". They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
'THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
She gave hubby a healthy jab and said, "WOW - That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him". They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in BIG capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
The wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke the guys ribs as she said, “That's once a day! You could REALLY learn something from this one". He looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow".
The hospital is now saying that the husbands' condition has been upgraded from critical to stable, and he should eventually make a full recovery.
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Long ago when I was a student at Penn State, I spent much time in the animal husbandry barns (the girl I was dating at the time was a pre-vet student). There were dozens of cows in stalls, and each had a sign listing its date of birth, sire, and dam. Almost all of the cows were sired by the same bull. His name was "Welcome In Charmer." Nuff said.
LOL! Never wise to call the missus and old cow. Nope not wise at all :)
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