378 - Email jokes

The good better best was in the email. You'll have to decide on your own if the labels fit.

GOOD
A Bloomington, IL policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'. The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!).

BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Peoria, IL. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Illinois State Trooper walked to her car window and flipped open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball". He replied, "Illinois State Troopers don't have balls". There was a moment of silence while she just smiled. He realized what he'd just said, closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.


And finally 3 QUOTES -
Words of Wisdom from restroom graffiti -
"To do is to be" - Descartes
"To be is to do" - Voltaire
"Do be do be do" - Sinatra


And finally finally, my hit count goes over a thousand. Only about 4200 to catch up with John and 9300 for Bilbo. I'm on a roll!!!
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