450 - Two poopy jokes

A man was seated next to a girl on the airplane when the man turned to her and said, 'Let's talk.' 'I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the man, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh ', said the man, 'How about nuclear power?' 'OK', she said, 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first:.... A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The man thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the girl replies: 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'.

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For those who wish to have a glass of wine.. and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or scotch, tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.