Wednesday, October 08, 2008

560 - Tshirt sayings - best one first

A new catalog showed up yesterday with some cool tshirt sayings in it. One stood out for me. I was going to make it the last one but thought better of it. You might not get that far into the post.

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Sometimes I wonder
"Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"
And then it hits me.
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I came
I mowed
I kicked grass
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Careful, or
you'll end up
in my novel
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HERE I AM!
now what are your other two wishes?
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What I really need are
MINIONS
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Just be happy
I'm not a twin
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SARCASM
just one more
service I offer
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NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY
like we need your support
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I have no idea what
I'm doing out of bed
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I'm retired and you're not -
Nah-na-na-nah-nah
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Even my imaginary friend
doesn't like you
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I'm so far over the the hill
I've started up the next one
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My Indian name is
Runs With Beer
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I barely survived yesterday
and it's already today
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6 comments:

The Mistress of the Dark said...

I want minions too!

Anonymous said...

Love them! the frisbee made me crack up!

fiona said...

Can you have them all printed on one shirt?
Now THAT would be cool!

Mike said...

Right now I could use the
"I have no idea what
I'm doing out of bed"
shirt.

Anonymous said...

i, too, wonder....what ARE you doing out of bed???

John A Hill said...

Apparently, even retired guys get up before noon!

My favorite from a similar catalog:

There are only 10 kinds of people...
Those that understand binary and those that don't!