Monday, February 16, 2009

704 - Misc. stuff

Here's an email joke with an added comment from me.

Mysterious Ways of the Lord -

I never thought I would enjoy watching the news about an airplane crash. But the Lord works in mysterious ways, and with a sense of humor!

First: No one died!
Second: The passengers standing on the wing appeared to be walking on water!
Third: It removed Obama from the headlines for 24 hours!
Fourth: No one in the government could take credit for the miracle!
Fifth: It wasn't George Bush's fault!

(about the Fifth, since no terrorists were involved and no one died we knew Bush was not involved with it)




CALVIN




AND ..............
For guys, life really boils down to 2 questions...

1. Should I get a dog.....?




2. Should I have children?

5 comments:

Amanda said...

Oh my goodness! That last photo is scary. How did they get so far!?

Bilbo said...

This is why God gave us power washers.

vw: houts - six per hinning.

The Mistress of the Dark said...

LOL at ! and the answer to those two questions.

1. Only if its small.
2. HELL NO

Anonymous said...

Funny stuff!!!

Referring to Bilbo's comment; what constitutes an inning and how many outs are there in one? We have had this conversation before when these little 20 question IQ tests come around on the net. The answer is always 6 outs per inning but some say 3. I think you need to research this and post an answer.

fiona said...

God your good!
1. Yes (eating sofa = boredom)
2. Yes (painting the house & self = boredom)
You just have to keep them busy busy busy!

wv - sopsy - the "rabbit" that's never discussed