The humor that is. It's late and I haven't posted yet. So into the grab bag for a blue joke.
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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: ' Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.' 'What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.' 'And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
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I didn't know it was rude to use the word "bathroom" at the dinner table.
Side note: In Indonesian, the "polite way" of saying bathroom is "kamar kecil" which directly translates to "small room". But, sometimes when you say that, they'll say "OH! TOILET!"
I have a funny story about what some call a bathroom, but it's too long for a comment. I feel a post coming on in a few days...
OMG LOL!
I'm wondring if Bilbo's story has to do with the local BC (baptist church)??
funny stuff!!
LOL good one!
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