Bilbo did a post on how men should act around women. Here's how men act around other men.
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: ' $390,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $2,950,000' for it.
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000.. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $150,000 if it's really a pretty good price.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape...
He turns and asks:
'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
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7 comments:
LOL!!!
LOL for me too!!!!
good one....Probably a cell phone in the Sunset Hills CC locker room.
Guys are like that. Somebody left their cell phone out at work and somebody else reprogrammed his wife's phone number with the boss' home number!
I stand corrected. The foot was on the bass drum stand. I had to blow up the picture again and then get out the magnifying glass.
Uh-oh! You mean I've been dialing the wrong number? But it's getting us all this good stuff! Um...about this new car...remember last year when I crashed that golf car into that guy's brand new Cadillac? Would you believe I went for a spin in the Mercedes and wiped out the Porsche I barely missed hitting when I hit the Cadillac? Aw...I'm jus' messin' with ya--I only recall us riding in a Mercedes once, in 1979. But hey, we've were chauffered twice in brand new Skodas on our trip...Dang! We didn't take a picture of either of those, did we?
LMAO
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