Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally? Ever wonder why?
It's because she smells like a new golf bag.
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There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can. .... The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
4 comments:
Yeah, right. Like your golf bag is made of leather...
Claudia, if the old retired guy wants to fantasize about a leather golf bag, let him!
The salesman said it was real leather. Salemen don't lie do they?
What is with you and Bilbo today? Sexy ladies plastered all over!
Sheesh...
LOL@wv - unexi - how I feelin about now!
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