Wednesday, May 20, 2009

792 - Leather

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally? Ever wonder why?


It's because she smells like a new golf bag.

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4 comments:

Claudia said...

Yeah, right. Like your golf bag is made of leather...

John A Hill said...

Claudia, if the old retired guy wants to fantasize about a leather golf bag, let him!

Mike said...

The salesman said it was real leather. Salemen don't lie do they?

fiona said...

What is with you and Bilbo today? Sexy ladies plastered all over!
Sheesh...

LOL@wv - unexi - how I feelin about now!