Tuesday, September 15, 2009

915 - Two Blondes With Hammers

New twist on an old joke.

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Two Blondes With Hammers...

Dolly and Danae, were doing some carpentry work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Dolly, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.

Danae, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?'

Dolly explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.'

Danae got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!'

4 comments:

John A Hill said...

The question is...Did they look good enough that it didn't matter if they actually managed to get the siding on the house?

wv: lingshe...wasn't that the Panda's name at the National zoo?

Bilbo said...

Green side down!

Bandit said...

Uppuer Management candidates

Mike said...

J - No comment. Claudia reads this blog too.

B - Why is this grass so dirty?

B - Would that be French candidates?