What is logic and how does it work? Ask a kid a question and you'll get a logical answer.
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Answers from kids to science test questions:
Q: What is one horsepower?
A: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.
Q: How can one determine how close to them a lightening strike was?
A: You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind.
Q: What makes up molecules?
A: When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.
Q: What is an orbit?
A: When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting.
Q: Is the sun a star?
A: Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.
Q: What is a vibration?
A: A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.
Q: What is a fossil?
A: Many dead animals of the past changed to fossils, others preferred to be oil.
Q: Define a vacuum.
A: Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.
Q: What is evaporation?
A: We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.
Q: How are clouds formed?
A: I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.
Q: What makes it rain?
A: Rain is saved up in cloud banks.
Q: What is the average temperature in the tropics?
A: It is so hot in some parts of the world that the people there have to live other places.
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Ah, yes...that explains a lot. We have an orbital government. Thank you.
Logic from kids can be so funny. But sometimes, their logic is so clear to them they can't see the 'real' meaning.
The other day, after I tried (and failed) to explain what 'compromise' meant, Aaron says something like "I don't want rice today. I'll have it tomorrow. Thats compromise."
And Little Johnny said........
LOL...and I want to know what Little Johnny said :)
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