Questions That Haunt Me - No not me. The guy that wrote this list.
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Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Its a night of questions for me!
Dinner time was especially full of hard questions today.
- How were the first people on earth born?
- What did God make Adam and Eve from?
- Why did God only make Adam and Eve and not all of us?
- Why didn't God make me a bird?
I thought the 'God' route would be easier than the 'Evolution' one but I'm starting to wonder.
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what are foghorns made out of?
If you sleep like a baby, you will have to change your diaper when you get up.
To go with Bandit's comment--
Why would anybody take a laxative that works while you sleep?
A - In a few years Aaron will be able to answer his little brothers questions all by himself. Then you'll really be in trouble.
G - Possibly members of the band Foghat.
B - That's coming for us sooner than you think.
J - That's going to be our kids problem.
"Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?" Good question. I believe I will have to do some detailed research on that and get back to you. Don't wait up.
How many wood chucks would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
B - Make sure to take pictures.
C - 6
Here's the question that finally took me out of my smug religion-of-birth and moved me on to other things:
If God has a father and he has a father and he has a father and he has a father, where does it all begin?
Nice list. Who's the haunted guy?
JMT - "Who's the haunted guy?"
My best friend, E. Mail.
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