I like number 22 .... and 7 .... and 24 .... and 16, especially 16.
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1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the
heck happened?'
22. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of
jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
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7 comments:
I like all of them.
I'm with Bandit, except that #23 is WAY out in front...
vw: illabi - the condition existing when your abi is sick.
Both you and Jay missed my main thought yesterday. It was aimed at the messed media. The right was critical of the telepromters and the left critical of the palm notes. each story had to be listened to and crammed down our throats for several days. the talking heads have nothing better to do than to make a mountain out of a mole hill and they have chosen sides equal to Congress and are equally as dysfunctional. Sen Bayh is resigning for that very reason. He stated that if one side came out and said puppies were adorable, the other side would hate puppies. Unfortunately, he's correct. Also, That's why I stated yesterday that the messed media should stick to the important stories like honking horns in neighborhoods. (Jay, that's a local story from this area. A woman got busted for honking her horn at pedestrians. She came off calm and cool on the news, but looks and sounds like someone who could explode at any time if you get in her way).
B - Me too.
B - That's an illuminating view of 23.
B - I think MY head just exploded.
hey big bro......you're welcome!
wv - bedworm.....for real. that was the wv i had. yuck!
Way too much philosophy for one post. 23 and 24 are my favorites (although jalapenos aren't hot enough to do any real damage)
Don't think I can pick just one favourite here.
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