Thursday, July 22, 2010

1218 - Balance

Long read yesterday, short one today.

MY LIVING WILL

Last night my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them,
'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

They got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my beer.

They’re such assholes.


 

5 comments:

John A Hill said...

that's funny...too bad the zombies running the FAA don't feel the same way...

The Mistress of the Dark said...

tee hee

Schmoop said...

Ha. That's funny, however; even joking about throwing out perfectly good beer makes me sad. Cheers Mike!!

Dana said...

*gigglesnort*

Mike said...

J - That's it John, make want to fly even more than I do now.

MD - Best to start the day with a laugh.

MM - So I take it you would fight for your beer.

D - A snort too? That last line was a good added bonus wasn't it?


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