I think I remember this from work. A long long time ago. But it's worth repeating because it's about stress management.
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest Psychological journals. The! funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile....
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.
There!! See? It really does work. You're smiling already.
More smiles!!!!!!!
Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
The Cow: I give 8 gallons of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!!
The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!!
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The Old Fart: Eh?
So...if its the little ones that are giving me a hard day, whose face am I supposed to picture underwater??
:0)
B - So you scrolled down too.
A - Store clerks. They're always a good scapegoat.
J - :)
i was all relaxed until you called me an old fart.
B - You're always relaxed. And you're an old fart!
HaHa! YOu got me. Great stuff!
RW - I got got and I'm just passing the got along.
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