"Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining."
"He's as country as cornflakes."
"This is gooder'n grits."
"Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor."
"If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it."
"It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."
"My cow died last night so I don't need your bull."
"It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."
"He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."
The last one is the one I was looking for on the google when I found that little group of sayings. What did I want to butter my butt over? Well remember the post on Westboro Baptist Church? I thought (I know I shouldn't do that) I might be able to find something on their antics posted on the internets. I WAS RIGHT! They actually have their schedule for an upcoming hate tour posted. Their website? http://www.godhatesfags.com/schedule.html
I know I'm just giving them publicity but .... guess where they're coming. St. Louis, Chicago, Dayton, PA, and VA. That's right, almost EVERYONE will get a chance to see these pinheads. Go to the site to see the schedule and the comments about the different sites they are visiting. God bless everyone, except Westboro BC. I know I know, that's not nice. But you have to get their attention somehow. Maybe a little smite from God might?
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It's like I always say: freedom of speech and freedom of smart aren't the same thing. Just look at the average Republican or Democratic wingnut...
Wow. Anti-gay, anti-vet... is there anybody this group doesn't't hate? Sure glad they understood Christ's message.
yeah what bilbo said....
*shakes head*
You know how I feel about this ...
I love the comments you get as much as I do your posts...laughing hard. "wingnut" heehee
I stood outside Ft. Leavenworth and hogged a corner during a military funeral and thoroughly enjoyed beating those jerks to it.
I love those 1 liners. I don't think I have ever heard any of them before.
I went through and read their itinerary. Their name calling was not only offensive to me as a Christian, it is apalling. Even the name of their website is offensive to me. They don't worship the same God of love that I do.
B - It's getting harder and harder to look.
La - Well they are focused on gays. I guess it's good to be focused.
MD - Yeah, me too.
D - Yes but they are coming to see YOU! You can get out there with your own sign - 'Lesbians for WBC'. I think their heads might explode.
B - I'm glad to hear from someone that has antiprotested. I haven't made it yet.
B - You're going to have to butter your own butt. I'm not going to help.
And I gave this post a title just for the heck of it. Sometimes I have to wait until the next day for inspiration. Or to notice that I forgot something.
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