Bandit sent me a good one. I don't think I've ever seen this before. The first one caught my attention immediately.
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the **** are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
7. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
8. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
9. Bad decisions make good stories.
10. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
11. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
12. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with alcohol than Kay.
13. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
14. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
15. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.
16. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
17. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!
18. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
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Great list!
I might know something about #8, and #18 is just plain funny.
I love it! This is a fantastic list. I washed and changed all the bed sheets today so here I am, nodding my head in total agreement with #5.
#9 made me remember several incidents on the golf course
Clearing history? Hell, I want someone to take the hard drive on my computer and destroy it if I die.
I love #'s 6 and 7 because I've said those things myself many times.
This is some good shit!
All are true but my favs are
#2, #3, #4...so true, so true.
1, 4, 10, and 11. 'Nuff said.
J - #8? Are you kidding? Mister 'you can sleep when you die' is tired?
A - Aren't they easier to just roll up in a ball and shove on to the back of the shelf?
B - Those stories keep on coming.
J - A couple of grenades in my computer room would probably be appropriate.
RW - You and Bilbo think number 4 is needed? Really? Like here?
B - So you DID saved those pictures I sent you.
Wv: pleantiv - The feeling you have at a meal after the first round but decide to ignore and continue on to round two.
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