Bandit sent a list of updated songs for the 60 something set.
Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash
Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends
The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?
Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face?
Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver
The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom
Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade Of Hair
Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping
The Temptations ---
Papa's Got A Kidney Stone
Abba---
Denture Queen
Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To
Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again
Too bad Friday the 13th didn't come on post number 1300. Oh well, just be careful today. Friday the 13th on Tuesdays are really sneaky.
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Just Another Saturday
2 hours ago
6 comments:
LOL at all of these :P
I think my favorite is 'Denture Queen'. Can't stop laughing at that one....
I once saw an interview with the members of The Commodores in which they said that they chose their name by opening a dictionary, closing their eyes, and putting a finger down on the page. They said they were just one entry away from being "The Commodes". This updated song title would've been even mmre appropriate.
Every time I think of that Commodore's song, I am reminded of Eddie Murphy singing it as Buckwheat on Sat. Night Live.
Every night when I should be sleeping, I am instead resembling that Commodores song.
Commodores win.
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