Friday, November 05, 2010

1327 - ARGGGGHHHHH!!!!

This was a laugh out loud one for me from 'Not Always Right'. I wish I could think this fast.


Convenience Store North Battleford, SK, Canada
(I have psoriasis, a hereditary condition which leaves me with large red patches on my scalp. This occurs while I am waiting in line at a convenience store with a woman standing behind me.)

Customer: “What’s wrong with you?”

Me: “I beg your pardon?”

Customer: “Those ugly blotches all over your head. What do you have?”

Me: “Oh, it’s a highly contagious flesh eating disease. Very painful.”

Customer: “Oh my gosh! Really? How contagious is it?”

Me: “Well, you probably already have it.”

Customer: *rushes out of the store in a panic*



 

7 comments:

Bilbo said...

Ha, ha, ha! Great comeback. Of course, the current dreadful disease is pstupidity, and it afflicts the political classes.

vw: unidic - the quality of having only one ... uh ... never mind.

Amanda said...

LOL! Thats a very funny site!

Jay said...

Ha! That's pretty good. Tonight on "I'm With Stupid" I'll tell about my conversation with the cute check out girl at Walmart.

Mike said...

B - Now starts the chest thumping. Only two more years to go. Then .... two more years.....

A - I try to go there every other week so I can read a whole bunch of new ones at once.

J - You could start a new site called 'Always Right' with views from the customers side of the counter.

Knight said...

I understand a five year old pointing and saying "what's that" but stupid adults deserve a little scare.

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

this stupid person so deserved this.
thanks for the laughs.

Mike said...

K - Yeah I know. He really scared m.... that person standing behind him.

M - I still laugh when I read it. You can't make this stuff up.