This was a laugh out loud one for me from 'Not Always Right'. I wish I could think this fast.
Convenience Store North Battleford, SK, Canada
(I have psoriasis, a hereditary condition which leaves me with large red patches on my scalp. This occurs while I am waiting in line at a convenience store with a woman standing behind me.)
Customer: “What’s wrong with you?”
Me: “I beg your pardon?”
Customer: “Those ugly blotches all over your head. What do you have?”
Me: “Oh, it’s a highly contagious flesh eating disease. Very painful.”
Customer: “Oh my gosh! Really? How contagious is it?”
Me: “Well, you probably already have it.”
Customer: *rushes out of the store in a panic*
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Ha, ha, ha! Great comeback. Of course, the current dreadful disease is pstupidity, and it afflicts the political classes.
vw: unidic - the quality of having only one ... uh ... never mind.
LOL! Thats a very funny site!
Ha! That's pretty good. Tonight on "I'm With Stupid" I'll tell about my conversation with the cute check out girl at Walmart.
B - Now starts the chest thumping. Only two more years to go. Then .... two more years.....
A - I try to go there every other week so I can read a whole bunch of new ones at once.
J - You could start a new site called 'Always Right' with views from the customers side of the counter.
I understand a five year old pointing and saying "what's that" but stupid adults deserve a little scare.
this stupid person so deserved this.
thanks for the laughs.
K - Yeah I know. He really scared m.... that person standing behind him.
M - I still laugh when I read it. You can't make this stuff up.
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