Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting home-bound patients when she ran out of gas.
As luck would have it, a gas station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas.
The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned.
Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to a patient.
Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.
As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two men watched from across the street. One of men turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic."
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year plus a generous pension plan."
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me."
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
Remember post 1461? Hey! It wasn't that long ago. Well I found the whole show on Netflix, Latin Divas of Comedy. And then I found it on Hulu. If you want to watch the whole thing click the LINK. !Not for kids!
Posts
5 comments:
How old are these jokes? I'm going back to 2006 in my email archives.
Jokes are jokes - doesn't matter how old they are.
#2 is the funniest shit I've heard in forever. I just emailed it to a friend!
You have email archives? And they go back to 2006?
A - That's true.
RW - Some jokes hit you just right.
J - Further than that if I could get the PST file on my old hard drive open.
Post a Comment