A man buys a lie detector test that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it on his son at dinner.
DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?
SON: At school? *ROBOT SLAPS SON*
SON: Okay! I went to see a movie.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story . . . *ROBOT SLAPS SON*
SON: Okay! It was a Day With A Pornstar.
DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was! *ROBOT SLAPS DAD*
MOM: HAHA! He is definitely your son! *ROBOT SLAPS MOM*
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An old joke, but still funny. No, not you, Mike, the lie detector story.
You may want to try Google Chrome if you didn't like Firefox. I was using Firefox until I tried Chrome, and I think Chrome is the best browser around.
B.
I was about to leave a comment on Google Chrome too. Last week, I had so many computer issues that I had to pay somebody to come fix them - anyway, the guy said that Firefox was the least secure one these days and in his opinion, Google Chrome was the most. So, I've been trying it out this week and I like it too.
I hope your black eye heals quickly.
I downloaded Firefox 4 also. It's perfect for me. I'm not still using XP though. Only problem is that my Norton toolbar isn't compatible. That's annoying.
Chrome is okay. It's fast and clean. But, I still prefer Firefox.
B - I tried Chrome early on. I think I had fuzzy problems with it also so I quit using it. Maybe it's time for another try.
A - I don't need less secure.
B - Whut? I kant see whaut u tipet.
J - There's always one little thing to irritate the shit out of someone when they try and switch.
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