1559 - Running noses

I knew all this stuff already. No really I did.

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1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
4. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
5. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
6. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
7. I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
8. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
9. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
10. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
12. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
13. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
14. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
15. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.
16. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
17. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
18. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
19. John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.
20. Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.