That's right. Another one of George Carlin's 7 words immortalized. I probably should link each religion to their Wikipedia page..... BWAHAHAHAHAHA... I crack myself up.
Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
Creationism: God made all shit.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
Wiccan: An long as it harms none, let shit happen.
Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
Jehovah's Witnesses: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Atheism: I can't believe this shit!
Nihilism: No shit.
Narcissism: I am the shit!
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Tea Words Of Wisdom
1 hour ago
2 comments:
I ran this list in my blog a while back, but yours has a few good additions. How about adding these:
Democrats: everyone needs an equal chance to share in the shit.
Republicans: the Constitution absolutely guarantees it's my shit ... work hard and you can get your own.
I could probably do better, but it's early.
B - Sometimes when I find stuff like this I'm not sure if I've posted it before. But if I'm not sure... POST IT.
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