1775 - S***

That's right. Another one of George Carlin's 7 words immortalized. I probably should link each religion to their Wikipedia page..... BWAHAHAHAHAHA... I crack myself up.


Taoism: Shit happens.

Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."

Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism: This shit has happened before.

Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.

Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.

Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.

Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.

Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.

Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.

Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.

Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.

Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.

Creationism: God made all shit.

Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.

Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!

Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.

Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.

Utopianism: This shit does not stink.

Capitalism: That's MY shit.

Communism: It's everybody's shit.

Feminism: Men are shit.

Commercialism: Let's package this shit.

Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.

Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.

Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.

Stoicism: This shit is good for me.

Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!

Wiccan: An long as it harms none, let shit happen.

Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.

Jehovah's Witnesses: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!

Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.

Atheism: I can't believe this shit!

Nihilism: No shit.

Narcissism: I am the shit!