1839 - The Wall

The bathroom wall. I remember some of these. They've been around a looong time. Because if you forgot the newspaper, what else is there to do?

"some come here to sit and think
some come here to shit and stink
but I came here to scratch my balls
and read the writing on the walls"
Men's room in Nijmegen, The Netherlands

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity"
Men's Room, Tan Son Nhut Airbase (Saigon)

"God is dead. - Nietzsche"
response: "Nietzsche is dead. - God"
Men's Room, Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C

"They paint the walls to cover my pen, but the shit-house poet strikes again!"
A girl's high school bathroom in kentucky

"Here I sit all broken hearted,
Came to shit, but only farted."
Men's 2nd floor Ryors Hall bathroom: Ohio University-Athens, Ohio
Response:
"If you tried to shit and only farted,
try some prunes, they'll get you started!"

"What moron writes on the bathroom walls?"
A bathroom at St. Augustine Academy (an all girl school) in Lakewood, Ohio

"Please flush twice. It's a long way to the kitchen!"
Men's room in a "greasy spoon" diner in Duluth MN

"Those who write on shithouse walls roll their shit into little balls.
Those who read those words of wit, eat those little balls of shit."
A men's restroom in Sierra College, Rocklin, CA

"don't look here, the joke is in your hand"
submitted via email; location not specified

(Written on the front of a condom machine)
"This gum tastes like shit!"
Booches Bar and Grill, University of Missouri, Columbia

(straight ahead, on the door) "Let's play toilet ping pong. Look to the left." (on the left wall) "Look to the right. (on the right wall) "Look to the left."
submitted via email; location not specified

"See yourself Pee - www.seeyourselfpee.com"
from a rest stop in New Hampshire

"Here I sit broken hearted
paid a dime only farted.
Second time took a chance,
saved my dime shit my pants."
in a bathroom stall in a Winnipeg restaurant