No not jokes about short people. Just jokes that are short. At least that's what the site was looking for where I found these. They used to be called one liners. (or maybe two)
Entropy isn't what it use to be.
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.
How long is a Chinese name.
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? I hear it's making headlines.
Nurse: "Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room." Doctor: "Tell him I can't see him."
The stationary store moved.
A sandwich walks into a bar. Bartender says, "You gotta leave. We don't serve food here."
How many Freudian psychologists does it take to screw in a penis- I mean light-bulb!
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it will always be stationary.
What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.
A dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
Job interview: "What's your greatest weakness?" "Honesty." "I don't think honesty is a weakness." "I don't give a fuck what you think."
Somebody stole my mood ring and I'm not quite sure how I feel about that.
Did you hear about the bomb in the cheese factory? De Brie went everywhere.
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Dyslexic devil worshipper ... har, de har-har-har!!
Corduroy pillow should make headlines!
These were great chuckles, especially the one about the dyslexic devil-worshipper!
The job interview cracked me up!
Enjoyed those tremendously!
LOVED the job interview. :)
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